Of All the Things That Piss Me Off......

Microsoft Vista officially ranks #1 on my Shit List, sharing the spot with it's creator, Bill Gates. 

 Thanks to Vista, I am now the proud owner of a sleek, sexy, and very FUNCTIONAL MacBook Pro.  I fuckin' love it I tell ya.  

 Why? 

Because it WORKS.  Unlike any of the three HP laptops I've purchased over the last 2 years, that hardly worked even out of the box.  And I won’t mention the two desktops that had to have the hard drives replaced.

 Magically, I push a button on my MacBook, and I'm transported into a new world in a matter of seconds.  Not minutes or even tens of minutes as with “The Fucking PC.” Only seconds.  It’s ready. I can work. I can play.  I can frolic. It’s glorious.

My new world is a wondrous place.  A place  free of pop up windows.  A place void of stupid fucking warnings, and meaningless boxes you have to close before it will do anything you want it to do.   In fact, it doesn’t even ask me for permission to do anything. It just instinctively knows if something sucks, and it doesn’t do it.  Just like a good woman. 

So then, Bill Gates, sit on your mountain of benjamin’s and look down on all us low-life fools that gave you money. And wave good-bye to yet another customer who will use your name as an obscenity for eternity.  It’ll be easy to notice me.  I’m the one wearing the “EAT SHIT AND DIE BILL GATES” tee-shirt, and extending my middle finger to you as I show you my backside.