Is There a Podiatrist in the House?

Let's start this off by talking about one of the very  few things on the planet that really gives me the willies. Women that wear those strappy, sexy shoes,  That really shouldn't.

Certainly, everyone has the right to wear whatever the hell they want.  But when it violates my Constitutional Rights, don't think I won't call the MIB in a heartbeat.  If a woman has nasty feet, crooked and / or  twisted up toes, why would she want to show them off?   Be merciful. 

And think of the edge of your shoes as a boundary.  Your toes shouldn't extend beyond that, lest your feet look like they're clawing at the earth.  Especially that extra long #2 toe....  That makes me woozy every time.  Make the world a better place. Wear socks. 

And that goes for you too, big girls. If your feet are as wide as snowboards,  leave the mules at home, will ya?